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Horowitz The Surgeon
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Tired out from a full day of surgery and with a mild headache from too much self-analysis, Dr. Horowitz hopped into bed, kissed his wife on the cheek, and snuggled his head into his NASA-foam pillow. As his mind sucked itself into a tunnel, the realization hit . . .
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